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CarefreeHe never knew where shit was. He would be chopping celery in the bathtub.Carefree
“Man, where’s the oven?” he’d say, “And why do I have to get into this cutting board?”
I laughed that time and relayed the event to my other roommates. They said they had caught him doing similar things like standing in the rain for hours or beating up his monthly bills with a baseball bat.
The next day I caught him peeing in the sink. He smiled at me as he worked circles into the drain.
“Okay, what’re you doing?” I asked.
“What?”
“Why are you doing that in the
by ~Nalyr
Power RubyHe had played so many times. The only thing that gleamed brighter in the sunny castle windows than his silver armor was his long, golden hair. The decrepit sage sagged in his white robe. He had seen the years. His ragged finger pointed in the air like brittle wisdom. He spoke to the knight:Power Ruby
“You’ll need the four amulets of Zo-”
“Got ‘em,” the knight said. The sage looked and saw all four in the grasp of the gauntlet.
“Then you need the Master-”
“Yep.” The knight spun the magical blade effortlessly in his grip as it
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- Current Residence: La Mancha Apts. 27B -- there's a party every night and drinking every day
- Interests: there are!
- Favourite genre of music: SuperanalyticalhiphoptrancehouseK-popmovie soundtracks
- Favourite poet or writer: A tug of war between Ikkyu and Mike Topp. I'm waiting for someone to let go cause it'll be funny.
- Skin of choice: probably asian...maybe african american
- Personal Quote: Nutter nutter peanut butter
- Tools of the Trade: various hard liquor
- Email: lordnalyr@yahoo.com
- AIM: PokemonKilluhr
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